Category Archives: Just a joke

What Time is the Sun Set?

The dumbest question I’ve heard today is… “what time is the sun set?” Said the fool to another fool. 

I know you’re an idiot. But never go full idiot 

😀

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Young and Naive

Hi…

Just had a time to write a post.

So.. I went to a house of my friend and I heard something pretty funny.

He lived in a house with a big garden. So we had a little chit chat this morning. Talking sh*t of what happen since the last time we meet.
It was fun until I heard a bunch of kiddo passing by a street behind the garden.
From their voices I can tell they are about 5-7 years old. Or less. Idk.
They were talking about carsickness. You know, that time when you feel like you wanna vomit when you on a car or any land vehicles.
One child said, “Masa aku mabok waktu naik taksi kemarin..”
And the other child said, “Aku juga sama. Kalau naik angkot mabok…”
As if it wasn’t funny enough, you need to know that they had a very serious talk about it. With a very serious tone.
Me and my friend can’t hold any longer and burst the biggest laugh, ever.

“Aku malah lebih parah. Kemarin pulang dari Bekasi, naik motor, muntah sampe 2 kali,” said another boy.
And still, with a serious voice tone.

Carsick is very cheesy and they are very young and naive.
They are so proud of their achievement travelling with a car and/or motorcycle.

Well, that conversation, really make my day. God bless them all.. LOL


Fun Casting

A little cloudy today, after raining yesterday (finally)..

I just heard from my hommie 2 days ago, that there will be a “fun casting” day, not far from our place.
Today, i saw a bunch of “Anak Alay” (not sure how to explain to you about these words, but ya.. try to keep up with my story), gather around the place that Anu means.
When i drive through that place, i saw the banner of “Fun Casting” and think, “Yeah that’ll be great to see some pretty girl”
But there are a group of people who stand near that place too, bring their fishing equipment and using 100% different outfit from a bunch of “anak alay” just a 100 m away from them.

I take a close look to the banner again before i realize something.

I thought those “anak alay” had mistaken fun casting with movie casting.. because that banner is not for that kind of casting.
But fishing – casting.. LOL

I laugh and can’t stop until i arrived at the office.

Let me explain it:

Fun Casting 

Casting if you translate that word to Bahasa Indonesia, you’ll get some different meaning of it.

Ex.

Nomina
pengecoran
casting, foundry, founding, moulding
penuangan
pouring, casting, foundry
tuangan
casting
lemparan
throw, pitch, toss, shot, casting, cast
pemilihan pemain-pemain
casting
Adjektiva
tuangan
casting

That’s it..
there are different meaning of casting.

Well… that’s why i laugh..
Anak alay who join that fun casting, must be thought that casting means “pemilihan peran” or some casting from a production house or else, idk.
and those who join with their fishing equipment and funny-looking cap, is right for understanding casting as throwing a fishing rod.

English as a language, never stop amuse me.. LOL


Fresh Mint soap

Just a couple minutes ago I meet Anu in the living room, join me and Christ watching movie.
Noticed that he walk in ‘funny-way’, I asked him why.

Anu scratch his butt uneasy.

Then he explaining what is happening to him.

“Who’s changing the liquid soap in the bathroom?” Said Anu.
Christ and I looked at each other because we’re not sure what is the problem.
“Who’s changing the liquid soap on front bathroom with mint-soap?” Anu repeated the question.

Well, that’s me, honestly.. but i’ve no idea what exactly Anu means until I notice he scratched his butt all over again.

“Why…?” Christ finally curious with Anu’s question.

“Of course I was rinse my butt with that soap without no idea that it was a mint-soap. And now my butt is as fresh as mint leaf and it kinda hurt in the ass” said Anu…

Christ and I laughed…
We’re dying now.. LOL