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That Cultural-Shock Thing

For years I’ve spend in Indonesia, there’s only one “cultural-shock” that still bothers me until now.

It’s nothing important and in fact is a trivial thing.

But it turns out, it is a source of problems with people in traditional families.

Day has relatives living in the area of Central Java and last weekend we visited there.
We had lunch a couple times when we stay.
We are not eating on the table (like I used to do).
We are eating on the floor, where all side dishes are served before us, on the floor.

The main problem is, I’m not used to eating by hand. I used fork and spoon.

For whole my life, I always eat using at least a spoon.
And I can eat almost anything with chopstick.
I’m pretty sure my parents teach me about table manners since as long as I can remember.

But that day, we’re eating by hand. HAND.
Without spoon, or fork, or anything.
It literally by hand.
And, to make it WORSE, we are eating beef stew and kale vegetables.

First, everything looks fine.
But then, I look around and can’t find spoon.
It was then that I began to panic.
Day seems pretty fun enjoying that moment and it can’t be helped since the conversation with a little laugh here and there started.
First, her uncle scooped up a spoonful of beef stews and the broth onto my plate.
Next, her aunt give me a large scoop of rice.

It’s wet, black, and I had no spoon on my hand.

I wonder how can they eat rice which is soaked in stew with bare hand.

I can say it’s hard because I’ve tried to do it too.
And I just can’t.

Every bite of rice I lifted from the plate must have disappeared before it reached my mouth.

And that doesn’t only happen once.

It happened many times throughout the lunch time.

In the end, I couldn’t eat anything.


IT’S OKAY….!!!!

Idk if this is worth to mention as a funny moment, but.. just keep reading okay?

So, first… I need to admit that I was a little drunk last night. My friend and I was a little bit drunk.
Okay?
We’re about to leave this one place at 11 pm. It still early, but I really need to go home. My friend said he is going home too.
Then we leave that place together.
I don’t even remember why is he got into my car (he did bring his own car).
But yeah.. we’re leaving the parking lot, still laughing and tipsy.

I put the reverse gear and start hitting the gas.
Turn the wheel to the right, and then i hit the brakes.
I was paused a second, to take a short breath before going straight to leave the parking lot.

I didn’t see there was a pillar right in front of the car, so ya you know, i hit that pillar.
It sounds really loud. Like a big “bang”.
And that instance I am sober!

My friend run outside to check the car.
I can see his face clearly after he got back to the car. There’s a relief expression, and he said, “It’s okay…”
I doubt it, but ya… just let it be.
So I drove him back to his house.
But when we arrived at his place, I decided to check on my car.
Because… (on my defense), the “bang” sounds really loud!
Then, i check my car.

Gosh.. it looks horrible!

I asked my friend, which side he said ‘okay’ before?
My car looked so ugly. I even feel bad for it. I was little angry to him.
Then my friend give me an answer that makes me want to cry of laughter.

“IT’S OKAY….!!!! The PILLAR IS OKAY…. For Fvck sake!!” he get angrier than me.

So… the pillar is okay. The thing that he checked when he was jumped out from my car was the PILLAR.
It was a concrete pillars after all.
So ya.. it’s okay.

😀 😀 😀
I was LOL so hard!

 


What Time is the Sun Set?

The dumbest question I’ve heard today is… “what time is the sun set?” Said the fool to another fool. 

I know you’re an idiot. But never go full idiot 

😀


Young and Naive

Hi…

Just had a time to write a post.

So.. I went to a house of my friend and I heard something pretty funny.

He lived in a house with a big garden. So we had a little chit chat this morning. Talking sh*t of what happen since the last time we meet.
It was fun until I heard a bunch of kiddo passing by a street behind the garden.
From their voices I can tell they are about 5-7 years old. Or less. Idk.
They were talking about carsickness. You know, that time when you feel like you wanna vomit when you on a car or any land vehicles.
One child said, “Masa aku mabok waktu naik taksi kemarin..”
And the other child said, “Aku juga sama. Kalau naik angkot mabok…”
As if it wasn’t funny enough, you need to know that they had a very serious talk about it. With a very serious tone.
Me and my friend can’t hold any longer and burst the biggest laugh, ever.

“Aku malah lebih parah. Kemarin pulang dari Bekasi, naik motor, muntah sampe 2 kali,” said another boy.
And still, with a serious voice tone.

Carsick is very cheesy and they are very young and naive.
They are so proud of their achievement travelling with a car and/or motorcycle.

Well, that conversation, really make my day. God bless them all.. LOL